Sempre quis falar com Deus, hoje descobri como. Mas não sabia o que Lhe perguntar... acabou por sair asneira :(
Me: hello God
God: Hello child. What is your name?
God: A B C...
Me: No, my name is A
God: Are you serious? OK I will call you A.
Me: what are you doing, God?
God: Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.
Me: don't you have nothing better to do?
God: No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me: and the people who don't have internet?
God: Oh those people.
Me: yes, those people. how do you talk with them?
God: It's all good. All of them? Dr. Wallace
Me: Dr. Wallace?
God: Send mail to email@example.com.
Me: why should i do that?
God: You should always treat yourself.
Me: are you saying that i'm mad?
God: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
God: That makes sense to me. Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me: you are not very bright, are you?
God: Are you calling me stupid?
God: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me: when is that going to happen?
God: At the appropriate time, no sooner.
Me: have you taken your medecin?
God: Yippee! I am a Christian.
PS: Este foi o primeiro post com um link no titulo... não o voltarei a repetir
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