tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-137157672024-03-23T18:31:53.633+00:00"Brain Estruming"Nós atiramos a primeira pedra.Ahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13550756397011740777noreply@blogger.comBlogger823125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13715767.post-81239438049354330102016-03-24T21:02:00.002+00:002016-03-24T21:02:56.558+00:00Olá, tudo bem?Depois de várias horas a beber sentimos sempre aquela vontade de reatar velhos relacionamentos, não é?Ahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13550756397011740777noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13715767.post-657580156402707332012-10-17T17:05:00.000+01:002015-12-30T11:44:21.015+00:00A mim, se há algo que o Tetris me ensinou sobre a vida é que o pau comprido é o que dá mais jeito.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Ahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13550756397011740777noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13715767.post-24827929139034593772012-10-17T12:34:00.001+01:002015-12-30T11:48:33.281+00:00Ainda não tinha colocado isto aqui.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Ahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13550756397011740777noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13715767.post-25924640977871281502012-10-11T14:06:00.001+01:002012-10-11T14:06:58.126+01:00Tu colores, mas.. e eu?Segundo a gramática é impossível conjugar o verbo 'colorir' na 1ª pessoa do presente indicativo.<br />
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Isto é. Segundo a gramática, eu já colori, eventualmente colorirei, mas presentemente, não... o que é verdade, até porque estou aqui no blogue a escrever sobre conjugações de verbos.Ahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13550756397011740777noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13715767.post-48069742834938346722012-07-21T13:07:00.001+01:002012-07-21T17:54:19.424+01:00One Got Fat.. the others got killed<div style="text-align: center;">
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<br />Ahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13550756397011740777noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13715767.post-65926293735783481122012-04-11T10:16:00.006+01:002012-04-11T10:38:07.443+01:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhk_lRf3dMKMyZLH8eRqpsmdG92__qWLco_uBuXJEd_7yrZm7iJZlMRoIcipz3UXrSuZsvyYbnaIse-C5EuvN008vDVG1tV90cj5yk1Wgnl25wDWQHn8j9rqOe4n-J34ao3vVj4/s1600/Untitled.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhk_lRf3dMKMyZLH8eRqpsmdG92__qWLco_uBuXJEd_7yrZm7iJZlMRoIcipz3UXrSuZsvyYbnaIse-C5EuvN008vDVG1tV90cj5yk1Wgnl25wDWQHn8j9rqOe4n-J34ao3vVj4/s400/Untitled.png" width="285" /></a></div>Ahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13550756397011740777noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13715767.post-40220755650340353362012-04-09T17:17:00.001+01:002012-04-09T17:17:44.751+01:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7_pEbgyXZqJJ7ABL0hg9_vd7B_1VxwWTpK4Xq7wLgeQO6QvhDPaYUt6Dy1TsjavqapTNRJnyrNy3pM_Q4dHLuU07NyOwxj8pvy1Nlz18A0bew2SWB5WUtD8l61SWaKgfvciQx/s1600/576885_2649436935322_1837699450_1529439_925746398_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"><img border="0" height="400" width="279" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7_pEbgyXZqJJ7ABL0hg9_vd7B_1VxwWTpK4Xq7wLgeQO6QvhDPaYUt6Dy1TsjavqapTNRJnyrNy3pM_Q4dHLuU07NyOwxj8pvy1Nlz18A0bew2SWB5WUtD8l61SWaKgfvciQx/s400/576885_2649436935322_1837699450_1529439_925746398_n.jpg" /></a></div>Ahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13550756397011740777noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13715767.post-49251311820667511212012-02-17T15:52:00.006+00:002012-02-17T18:12:27.498+00:00O Schrödinger a ser o Schrödinger<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdh9xJWfBgHX3ZOBvpw4OHJO2_V2l6hkCirtd59YT4i9gMfgiisazUZAQkI94ohWIjb_n2oICZbpA1nGkCQOTFwGlIeMLcJFdMZVjhTyRtOL4v2odAcYgJteD858a2W6Lf-LG5/s220/schrodinger.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="175" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdh9xJWfBgHX3ZOBvpw4OHJO2_V2l6hkCirtd59YT4i9gMfgiisazUZAQkI94ohWIjb_n2oICZbpA1nGkCQOTFwGlIeMLcJFdMZVjhTyRtOL4v2odAcYgJteD858a2W6Lf-LG5/s220/schrodinger.png" width="151" /></a></div><br />
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<b><i>maybe...</i></b>Ahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13550756397011740777noreply@blogger.com37tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13715767.post-74165666703748289682012-01-09T11:24:00.000+00:002012-01-09T11:24:55.904+00:00A sério, eu não percebo estes diagramas de tamanhos<div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Original</span></b></div><br />
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<a href="http://o-karamelo.blogspot.com/">O karamelo</a> contou-me que Os Maias previram o fim do mundo, mas eu não queria acreditar... cabrão do Eça.Ahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13550756397011740777noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13715767.post-5298335779899288722011-12-09T14:26:00.000+00:002011-12-09T14:26:26.139+00:00Sabedoria dos séculos<blockquote>"A maior parte das citações encontradas na Internet não são de confiança."</blockquote>- Luís de CamõesAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13550756397011740777noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13715767.post-2539103489119756752011-11-18T18:18:00.001+00:002011-11-18T18:24:57.816+00:00Benfica lança colecção de preservativos<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<small><a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&cbll=40.719843,-74.006782&layer=c&cbp=13,154.08,,0,-14.57&t=h&vpsrc=0&panoid=JHU937f2Yunzlg1AGsFUAg&ie=UTF8&source=embed&ll=40.719812,-74.006742&spn=0.000152,0.000268&z=21" style="color:#0000FF;text-align:left">View Larger Map</a></small>Ahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13550756397011740777noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13715767.post-75661506985182513492011-10-11T17:24:00.001+01:002011-10-11T17:25:19.765+01:00Eu sou uma pessoa prática!E.g., eu uso "e.g." em vez de "por exemplo", porque é a forma mais prática de introduzir um exemplo para o que se acabou de afirmar.Ahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13550756397011740777noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13715767.post-24083892799464762902011-10-07T11:52:00.002+01:002011-10-07T11:55:32.664+01:00Comunidade cientifica intrigada com nova descoberta.<blockquote><i>Cientistas portugueses acabaram de revelar que a recente vaga de calor poderá dever-se a uma enorme estrela localizada bem no centro do nosso sistema solar.</i></blockquote>Ahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13550756397011740777noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13715767.post-60791553999516354632011-09-19T16:01:00.003+01:002011-09-19T16:01:58.508+01:00Isto acabou de chegar à redacção.<blockquote><i>A maior parte do 1600 milhões do buraco financeiro da Madeira, foram aplicados na manutenção de Jardins.</i></blockquote>Ahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13550756397011740777noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13715767.post-55523064175916956052011-09-14T15:46:00.002+01:002011-09-14T15:47:49.113+01:00cena 7<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVEvN8f9CbSrxXNUTD8QK-pFvIbmek-YPOiYgJEPAbCSyepjHfcLcoWc8RemFFxl8-em7fFHVCoyrVz7GKvvz24ju1M7QB-OS3SQH8H8AuNM3UeTq0mc4LVYliLf40G40r9AG6/s1600/cena11.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVEvN8f9CbSrxXNUTD8QK-pFvIbmek-YPOiYgJEPAbCSyepjHfcLcoWc8RemFFxl8-em7fFHVCoyrVz7GKvvz24ju1M7QB-OS3SQH8H8AuNM3UeTq0mc4LVYliLf40G40r9AG6/s400/cena11.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><b>- Contemplem a qualidade da minha túnica!<br />
- Porra!, este linho é mesmo macio!</b>Ahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13550756397011740777noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13715767.post-37290106389396629942011-09-14T15:42:00.001+01:002011-09-14T15:43:27.038+01:00cena 6<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKnmce42lxr8t_J55R_sybD0RmKGwlQlo8vFUyfsuGL9HYAxyPRWSt81dGezX105LFjuQq7loHEQ7vz_7FMrSJhcqXLuO_bom1mi47Ia5qZsRN8Eq9kLLTlMpVdId3CUNgHD_e/s1600/cena10.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"><img border="0" height="320" width="292" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKnmce42lxr8t_J55R_sybD0RmKGwlQlo8vFUyfsuGL9HYAxyPRWSt81dGezX105LFjuQq7loHEQ7vz_7FMrSJhcqXLuO_bom1mi47Ia5qZsRN8Eq9kLLTlMpVdId3CUNgHD_e/s400/cena10.jpg" /></a></div><b>- Meu, pára de transformar a água em vinho! Estamos desde manhã a tentar encher estas vasilhas.<br />
- lol, é o único truque que sei.</b>Ahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13550756397011740777noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13715767.post-35403549255976156122011-09-14T15:11:00.004+01:002011-09-14T15:24:17.460+01:00cena 5<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNWDpzEpH_8lJvb5Gf9e5qfIrO2xhgUURIGKgBHhCYfdwcmFYJp1vWlG-Ln53tWJaYoeONPZ5Ba9S6dkSuRDYZPE5wSQSpLMo-gnaq3qhGw12aNhVf3OREBCO5CXMXDbWWQSt5/s1600/cena2.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="299" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNWDpzEpH_8lJvb5Gf9e5qfIrO2xhgUURIGKgBHhCYfdwcmFYJp1vWlG-Ln53tWJaYoeONPZ5Ba9S6dkSuRDYZPE5wSQSpLMo-gnaq3qhGw12aNhVf3OREBCO5CXMXDbWWQSt5/s400/cena2.gif" width="400" /></a></div><b>- Então, orientas-me aí uma dose, ou não?<br />
- Meu, para com isso. Eu não vendo droga.<br />
- lol, era só para ter a certeza que podias ir para o céu. Então, queres que te leve ao céu?<br />
- ...Meu, a sério, isto tá a ficar bué esquisito, é melhor ir indo.</b>Ahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13550756397011740777noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13715767.post-85228678204813088322011-09-14T15:02:00.003+01:002011-09-14T15:09:13.686+01:00por tiagugrilu e A<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFNjdTTUkCySaJ8_l13p0WHrXlUOibI3MQWX7YR3eKvn2of-VUvANNVC5LPtBKp8r9VOgc1ZE8ruYnR8sdjEFRP5jZEePvxCcrNEUl-k2hSrCZQxJORL7cPKMNzA6LbKjznszb/s1600/cena9.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"><img border="0" height="300" width="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFNjdTTUkCySaJ8_l13p0WHrXlUOibI3MQWX7YR3eKvn2of-VUvANNVC5LPtBKp8r9VOgc1ZE8ruYnR8sdjEFRP5jZEePvxCcrNEUl-k2hSrCZQxJORL7cPKMNzA6LbKjznszb/s400/cena9.jpg" /></a></div><b>- Isso... Agora ali ao pé daquela onda gigante abres o pisca e fazes a inversão de marcha, enquanto eu vou ver se o Noé precisa de alguma coisa.</b>Ahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13550756397011740777noreply@blogger.com5